A Queensland couple had to be rescued after attempting to raft down the Queensland river on sex dolls. The pair, both 19, were found clinging to a tree before they were saved.
The local constable said it was a stupid idea especially with the rising waters.
In related news neither sex doll made it out alive. Their funeral is scheduled for next week Tuesday. In attendance will be Charlie McCarthy, Walter and the Old Navy mannequins.
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- Shawn
- Magician, escape artist, sideshow stunt performer, movie producer, TV producer, poet. Shawn Ness has done things some only dream about and the rest would never contemplate. There is only one thing left for him to do in life.... give back.
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