There are things that normal people don't think about that bother me greatly on a daily basis. Case in point: Mobile Internet. I could be writing this while sitting on the toilet and none of you would have a clue.
I hear it all the time, in public restrooms, the clacking of phone keyboards while someone is on the toilet. Is this person on Facebook writing a witty post? Sending an email to everyone they know? It scares me to think about it.
Stay off the phone while you are on the throne!